The Conclusion of a Conversation with my Twelve Year-Old

. . . “You’re a weirdo.”

“You’re baby weirdo!”

“That’s demented.”

“You’re baby demented!”

“I didn’t say you were demented. I said that what you said was demented.”

“Baby what you said!”

“What the heck.”

“You’re baby what the heck!”

“Uh, um, uh, wha. . .”