Sometimes I can’t believe the words that come out of my mouth

One day while talking to Will about the importance of pooping in the toilet; I actually said, “Will we have a special pooping spot, it’s called a toilet.” I shocked myself! What did I just say? A special pooping spot … did I really just say that? We have a special pooping spot! Is that why I went to college; to look back 15 years later and have things like that fly out of my mouth?

I’d be more entertained if I hadn’t been the one to actually say that.