Friday, June 12, 2009

Poison Ivy

I think I have two tiny dots of poison ivy on my face and it’s driving me crazy! It’s not bad considering I removed an entire bush yesterday but I’m slowly going insane and I believe that the best way to move forward is to cut them out with a dull, rusty knife. That way the tetanus will distract me from the pain/itching and I will lose weight once I have lock jaw.

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