A Bright and Glorious Day Finally Dawns

I feel like I’ve been crawling around in a desert for the past eight years hoping desperately to find my way out of the barren, ugly, dusty, life-sucking sand!

I know that water is ahead. I hope that today I will arrive in an oasis of happiness where no one is water boarded and where the government must get a warrant before they listen to my phone calls. Happy, happy day!

I can be proud of our President rather than frightened, disgusted and embarrassed.