Saturday, April 2, 2011

I have another new best friend

But I think I’m paying him to be my best friend … and I think he’s going to cost me a lot of money.  His full name is Chris the Plumber.  He hasn’t invited me to his house yet but he mentioned that he lives in one, so I figure it only a matter of time.  Chris the plumber told me that the flood wiped out our boiler and water heater.  I told him that if he loved me he’d fix it for free.

He asked me for a check.


Big Daddy Autism said...

I'll be your friend. I accept cash, checks, and credit cards.

Life as the mother of 4 said...

How about paypal? I want my sister Eileen to accept paypal too.

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