Well, either Chris the Plumber or thtudnwmtb. I’m going with Chris the Plumber (because I can). I ignored a phone call while at a parent meeting at Will’s school. Thankfully, because it would have freaked me out! And oh, it would have been delightful for his teachers to overhear. And let’s not kid ourselves … I would have marched back into my meeting and told everyone about the message because that’s the kind of thing I do because I’m brilliant and occasionally lack a filter between my brain and mouth.
In the message Chris the Plumber said we bounced a check. I was horrified and embarrassed! You see I’d checked the balance. A couple of weeks ago I asked my husband, “husband, do we have enough money in the bank account to write multiple, large checks for plastic surgery for thtudnwmtb? I think she’s been down and deserves a little ‘pick me up.’”
Husband said, “Yes.” See! I checked the balance!
I called my husband because I expect him to be able to fix everything through the phone from New Jersey. He didn’t answer. So, I called the bank. There was plenty of money. We didn’t bounce a check. I think Chris the Plumber is just playing with us.
You win this round, Chris the Plumber. But remember it’s not just us you’re playing with … you’re also playing with thtudnwmtb and frankly, my money’s on her.
2 comments:
Really? After all this time you think it's the plumber who is gaslighting you? Really? The plumber? Not the house?
I think the house loves me.
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