I already detailed my plan for world domination here. Except for chocolate, my plan is falling into place. However, I fear, I may not have the stomach for it. I took the kids and their friend Dave skiing on Saturday night. Lizzy and Bri, with the benefit of four lessons, “flew” down the hill like the little speed demons they are. I banned them from the jumps after seeing another kid wipeout. They weren’t happy with me -- but life is tough sometimes.
Jake, who has only had one lesson because he was in a school play (he was a jock in Grease – typecasting you know), practiced on the bunny hill. Ironically, he mixed up his skis with another kid who had an identical pair and skied better. I think I better take his skis back to get adjusted.
I ran into a Special Olympic team there and I might hook Will up with them. Will and Pete on a team, wouldn’t that be fun! However, if Will on skis is anything like my girls I might have heart failure. Because they are fearless and like speed!
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:-) You have to have the chocolate. World domination without it would be sadly incomplete!
I just realized I could delegate the gathering of chocolate to my husband because he likes me.
Wise. And it will keep him busy, which will not let him interfere with world domination attempts. :-)
I will dominate the world by letting my wife do the work, while I monopolize the chocolate supply.
Father-of-Four
I was going to let you do the work after the initial skiing lessons because, frankly, the upkeep of world domination makes me want to go take a nap and I think you'd be more interested in the logistics part of it anyway. I was more interested in the eating peeled grapes, watching crappy TV and reading part.
I'm starting to rethink the whole thing. It seems like far to much work, without retirement to look forward to.
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