Tuesday, January 5, 2010

My Plot to Take Over the World Thickens – Evil Laughter

(Ok, I admit it’s not a really good plot but I just came up with it this morning.) 

First, the reigning athletic endorser becomes involved in a scandal which creates a need for a new athletic celebrity endorser.  I wait until my kids are old (13, 12, 8) then sign them up for 10 ski lessons.  At which time they should be good enough for the Olympics (right?).  They win gold metals. The money that will surely ensue from product placement and celebrity endorsements allows me to buy a small island.  I haven’t figured out what comes next but I assure you IT WILL BE EPIC!


KWombles said...

:-) Sounds like a plan. Make sure you stock the island with lots of chocolate, though, or what good will it do to take over the world?

Life as the mother of 4 said...

Darn it! Now there are two flaws in my plan. First and most importantly no plan for chocolate, second ... well, after the first ski lesson I fear it may take more than ten lessons to win the Olympics.

KWombles said...

:-) I read! I'm so glad to have found your blog. I enjoy reading it and chatting with you, even when we disagree on some things.

We, my friend, are going to show that, in the end, belief about causes matter not nearly as much as our children and helping them thrive and being a positive support to other parents (and that it doesn't have to get in the way).

And we're going to make sure there's plenty of chocolate, even if we don't succeed at taking over the world. :-) Who needs world domination if you are adequately supplied with chocolate, anyways?

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