Michelle

I didn’t get Will off the bus today because I was at a parent teacher conference. After I got home I hugged Will. “Michelle, Michelle.” He greeted me.

“Did you have fun swimming today?” I asked. “Who did you go swimming with?”

“Mom.” He replied.

Confused I corrected him. “No, I didn’t go swimming. You went with Michelle.” He looked at me quizzically.

What? Then I realized, he meant Michelle when he said mom. I just didn’t get the joke.