High on Gluten

My day started early today. It started at 2:11 am (to be exact) when William, riding a “wheat high”, decided it was time to get up. I got him to lie back down on his bed for a few hours but I heard him tossing and turning. He got up again a few times. Luckily a Nancy Drew computer game had taken out the kids’ computer so I was not forced to listen to the Pledge’s Fabric Sweeper for Pet Hair commercial over and over again at the highest possible volume. And to be perfectly frank, if I had to listen to that at 5:00 in the morning I might have been forced to go into the bathroom and shave my head just to express my displeasure.