Dad: I’ll see you in a couple of days.
Me: Maybe.
Dad: What? You aren’t going to see me?
Me: No, I may not survive the plane ride.
Dad: Well, if I send $10 will you take out a life insurance policy and make me the beneficiary.
Me: Sure.
Dad: Because if you’re going to die anyway I could use the money.
2 comments:
I like it! Maybe I could send you another $10 and you could double the coverage and Dad splits it with me 50/50. What do you think? Actually I could send $50 because that might be an awesome investment. Love ya!
--bean
Awesome investment! LOL! Does no one think I'll survive the flight? Actually insurance is not a bad idea because if anything happens to me you get the kids.
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