Elizabeth was playing around in my
bedroom. She had a plastic pirate sword
in her hand. “Mom,” she said, “I'd like to get
better at sword fighting. When I get better can I get a sword for emergencies? To use against zombies or orcs."
You
will obviously want to hang with us during the zombie apocalypse.*
*Ok,
well maybe not with Will because he and I will be eaten. (I already told my husband that Will and I
will leave the rest of the family to give them a better chance of
survival. He is after all as Eagle Scout
with mad 1980s survival skills!) But between
Jacob who has thought a LOT about surviving a zombie apocalypse and Elizabeth’s
plastic sword skills clearly they have a better than average chance of
survival. Unless they are World War Z zombies --
the ones from the movie not the book.
Because those zombies are fast!
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