A gardening layperson might not realize that gardening is dangerous and would try to argue that the problem is actually me.
They would be wrong.
Occasionally when I hang out with my sister Jane I try to help her with her garden. Not because I like gardening or want to be helpful but because she blocks the TV and blocks any computer site I want to waste time on.
Jane is exhausting to watch. Between the constant cleaning, huge garden and bundle of kids she is always busy. I think I missed out genetically on whatever she has, but because I don't want her to think I'm a total slacker I help out even though I'd rather spend my day watching Charmed.
On Friday I offered to pick peaches for her because I love peaches and it isn't a lot of work to pick a basket. While picking -- I WAS STABBED BY A EARWIG! It hurt! I shook my hand frantically trying to remove it from my hand. It wouldn't come off. I disgustedly thought I was going to have to touch it to get it out of my hand. At which point I shook even harder and it finally came off.
I was done picking peaches.
I went over and started picking beans. I stepped on a bee. I am allergic to bees so that was a problem. Fortunately two benadryls helped and my foot didn't swell up. Both times I've stepped on a bee (because 3 out of the 3 times I've been stung I stepped on it-- I consider that a talent) I swelled up to my knee and couldn't walk for two days.
Status: Really happy that I can walk and my leg didn't fall off. Considering cutting out a chunk from the bottom of my foot because it itches and hurts and drives me crazy when I walk on it.
Jane's Garden, Well Played. You win this time.