Looking forward

To six more inches of snow because I get to think of creative ways to get rid of it – you know ... things like “Kids guess what we’re eating for dinner?  Yay, snow!”  Or isn’t Australia in the middle of summer – perhaps I could mail some.   Or the devious – dump it in a neighbor’s freshly plowed driveway (I would never, because really it would take just as long as dumping it in their front yard).

And I’m looking forward to driving in freezing rain because it’s so much more exciting to drive when you can’t stop and slide into other cars.  It’s just like being at 6 Flags on the bumper cars but potentially a lot more expensive.

You’re welcome for the sarcasm.