That’s what I am giving my husband for Christmas. And as I pointed out to him, that’s a lot of happiness! I decided to give him an automatic car starter. When I told him he demurred. “In two years I’ll buy a car with it.” He told me. But I reminded him that 1. He hates to be cold. 2. We live in Massachusetts where it is, in fact, cold. 3. He would miss out on a lot of happiness. 4. I thought it would be a good idea.
He eventually agreed. Then I asked him if he wanted me to take the car in or if he was going to do it. He had already made a couple of calls he told me. So unless my little plan falls through, he will take care of buying his present for me. That increases my happiness 7% on the day he does it and by 3% at least 65 days a year when I feel like a kind and devoted wife who is very concerned about her husband’s happiness and that I, in fact, am making a difference in his happiness levels.
So really, we are looking at an upfront increase of happiness of 7% with an average of 18% increase in happiness other days (on very cold days I expect even more happiness! Well, minus his increased unhappiness at the temperature. Hmmm, maybe that’s a wash.). At a very low cost to me in terms of effort.
(I wonder, if I nag him to do it, will the nagging decrease his happiness level? And if so should I include that in the equation?)
5 comments:
I bet he will love it
Its such a great idea
Thank you, I decided I was 2.3% more brilliant than I previously suspected myself of being by thinking of it. ;-)
Combining math and gift giving in this post made me 9.4% happier than before I read it.
However, realizing I do not have an automatic car starter made me 7.4% sadder.
But, realizing I live in Florida made 4.6% happier.
In the end, I am 6.6% happier then I was about 5 minutes ago.
Big Daddy, your comment made me 3.14% ... wait that's actually pie ... moving on, 3.1% happier. My husband's gift now has an upfront increase of happiness of nearly 17%!! I truly must excel at gift giving. I now order you to take a nap and eat a snack to boost your happiness score even higher.
You're welcome!
Wait did I type pie instead of pi? Oops. Maybe I'm hungry.
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